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Friday, February 8, 2019

Snafu Fubar: Soberphobics Book Blast, Guest Post, and Giveaway

With a title stat starts up with SNAFU FUBAR, you'd think the book was an adult humor book. Read on for a guest post from the book's author then enter the giveaway. Open through 3/1. Good luck.

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Adult Humor
Date Published: 12/21/2018
Publisher: Pocket Change Press

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Warning if you are offended easily, this is NOT the book for you. I repeat, NOT the book you are looking for. Put the book down, back away slowly, and run like hell.

Reading a book about two drunk superheroes who have absolutely no superpowers can lead to uncontrollable laughter; loud piggish snorting; loss of bladder control; wild rolling of eyes; repeated statements of, “Oh gawd;” and slight head shaking, wondering what the fuck you have gotten yourself into. The good news, however, is it will not cause you to have an erection, much less one lasting over 4 hours. So you will not need to call your doctor, although calling your friend to brag may be an option. But that is not to say that you will not need therapy after reading this book because, when Snafu Fubar: Nothing Heroic hit the bookstores, people said, “You can't possibly get any worse. This is the most fucked up book ever.” From the depths of my creative subconscious, I smelled the whiff of a freshly lit cigar and heard Snafu Fubar: Soberphobics whisper oh, so lightly into the breeze...“You ain’t seen nothing yet. Hold my beer!”

Guest Post - 5 tips for the aspiring writer

1- always write what you love and are passionate about. Will it sale? Maybe , maybe not but at least you will tell the world the story you feel needs to be told. My best selling book Snafu Fubar: Nothing Heroic I wrote messing around and never really expected many people to get

2- just write the damn book, don't worry about being perfect or edits , all that can happen later but your first goal has to be to type in the words the end after you have completed your literary dream 

3- support your other creative friends, share their links buy their products go to their shows watching them succeed will help keep you both humble and inspired 

4- when you do get published and are setting on the " other" side of the table and an aspiring author approaches you don't forget what it's like to be unpublished just be nice

5- have fun, if you're not having fun why are you doing it?

Bonus tip- always and I mean always back everything you write up, lost 6 months of work last year, trust me it's a heartbreak you do not need in your lifel

About the Author

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Bob Dixon is a two-time Guinness World Record holder for the World's Longest Cartoon Strip. He is the author and creator of a number of comic book titles for Pocket Change Comics, including Assassinette: The Mind Stalker, Psyco Duck, Jester's Dead, The Holy Knight, Riplash, Shadow Slasher, and Warzone 3719. Bob has written two children books, Rooty the Tree Troll and Holiday Bunny; two young adult books, Mouch and Company: The Dream Psychic and Rags and Ruins; An adult humor book Snafu Fubar : Nothing Heroic; and is the co-author of Will Jones' biography A Tough Call. Bob is also the Writer/Director of the movie Dr. Prozak's Office. Additionally, he is a certified special education teacher who works with children who have autism and intellectual delays.

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